"A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."

Happy New Year!

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

holidays are ending liao!!! wahhhhh no.....why....so sad...
just did some maths. haix

MERRY CHRISTMAS [EVE]!!!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!
and tort isnt back yet. 25th/24th? TORT!?!?! haha....
anyway.... CHEER UP DADDY!!!! =j *gives the widest cheerful-est best mud smile

"The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had."

=j

hey torters im baaack!!!! BACK!BACK!BACK!BACK! got lotsa shells...for u, wapapa and hama and i have some food for sqdies too! and YAY! IM BACK! still no xmas prezzes yet hhor...erm.on the way hehe =) no time to buy =(. MISSED YOU!. and u dun blog wan! BLOG!!!!!!! and u'll only be back tmr night....sighs. COME BACK EARLIER, YOU...*drags tort's shell back
carn believe im back already. seems like only yesterday i was on the train to malaysia. seems like only yesterday that we had cc test. sighs.

COME BACK SOONER!!!!! we still gotta go out on xmas day, rmbr? =j

"There is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person, however dear and beloved, but an expansion, an interpretation, of one's self, the very meaning of one's soul." -Edith Wharton

and you're mine, tort! my expansion! ok anyway, i might not be able to blog tmr before i leave, so GOODBYE TORTERS! *sobs* *BIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIGBIG MUDDIE HUGGIE!* HUGHUGHUG! bye torters! hahah im seeing u tmr anyway. BUT BYE! and bye dada! i'll try to get presents....maybe a rock or something. now i gotta get 2 rocks [one for tort, one for joq], one bottle of sand for jb, and erm oh yah a pebble for my dance fren. sighs.....wad lousy gifts. sigh. and oh yah. BYE!!!! Au revoir!!! GOODBYE!!!! FAREWELL!!!!! CYA!!!!

"When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there."

Bienvenu! haha tort, i think its supposed to be only us tokking to each other. do you see anyone else around here?
im here to save the blog again! supposed to be cleaning up my room but im still blogging anyway. ok so today tort's siblings had the tuition thing again so we went to daddy's sch to pick saga seeds. and daddy said he wasnt going to pick up the seeds we dropped but he did and we were wondering which pig took our saga seeds. and guess how many saga seeds we have, tort! 39!! yay! in one day! yay! we shud really go to mount faber and pick more. we're starting our own collection and its gonna be bigger than the one daddy's gonna gv to hama! yay! ok enuff abt saga seeds. we went into the library and explored the third floor conference level and there was this really creepy room covered in garbage bags and its locked. so we peered in. we doodled on the board and wrote our names all over but of course we didnt leave it there. and then came this funny sound from the creepy dark room, sort of like someone trying to jiggle the door open from inside! we didnt care abt it laa. and later we ate potato chips...i think i ate too much! my throat os swollen...but nvm. halfway daddy had to leave for some councilthing so both of us went to watch judo from the third floor aka the supposedly haunted kiddy room. and we smsed daddy to tell him where we were in case anything happened and we werent expecting him to run all the way to the kiddy room and give us the fright of our lives. it WAS very quiet and tranquil until we heard this big BANG and someone appeared behind us, which was DADDY. wapapa, wipe ur specs pls. then judo ended and there was basically nothing to do. we wanted to go to mount faber today to pick saga seeds but wapapa had enuff. in the end, we went to cineleisure to watch The Incredibles!!! its rocks! and we ate at subway as usual. and tort's mum treated us all to the movie. she paid and refused to tell me the price! i'll dig it out of tort one day. after the fantastic show, we went home.
sigh...ive yet to pack for the trip to malaysia. i dunwant to go!!!!
and hey tort, we've watched 4 movies this holidays. The Princess Diaries 2, Shark Tale, Shutter, and The Incredibles. and we watched three of these with dada! omg im stuck on watching movies, tort!!
piaing to waste abt 110 sms before i leave for malaysia or else it wud be such a waste!!!!! haix...cya tmr, we haf cc! jiayou!

yahoo! welcome muddie!!! eh i think ppl who visit this place will clearly think its an er ren shi jie...its only we talking to each other. haha. yup, ich liebe dich too!!! muacks!!!

"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." -G. Randolf

HEY TORTERS! i survived! gonna make popcorn to celebrate. YAY! donnid to pray lah....=j THX ANYWAY! and thx for that letter, honey! in reply:*HUGS TORTIE. THANK YOU! Je'taime!
talking to tort and dada on msn.
HEY TORT WHY DID U DISAPPEAR! ok she's back. yay. whew. dada and i were abt to knock down ur burrow door.
again, I HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE. hey tort i finished all my library books. lets go get somemore! this time we go jurong regional ok? queenstown is too small! so cramped. and i don lyk the name because u know...*mumbles.

guten morgen! poor muddie's being poked and pricked now. hope she's all right. please pray for her if u happen to read this post.

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bienvenu! Aloha! I are French Flea and i are here to blog!wow tort! u're back from hibernation! thought u will nvr come outfrom ur shell. BUT U DID! YAY!
Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word by Blue RAWKS! dada sent me that song over msn. IT ROCKSH!
and i have nothing else to write about. so..tata! Au revoir!

HARLOW!!!! GUTEN TAG! THE GERMAN FLEA HOPPED HERE!!!!

"When I'm lost in the rain, in your eyes I know I'll find the light to light my way. And when I'm scared, losing ground and when my world is going crazy, you can turn it all around and when I'm down you're there pushing me to the top. You're always there, giving me all you've got " -Christina Aguilera

i must constantly keep this blog alive! not like the old one...it was so dead. esp since tort's internet doesnt work. ITS UP TO ME! except i have nothing to blog about... Bienvenu! must keep up the french flea image. and...i've got nothing to sayyy. here's a joke which is quite lame but funny but lame but funny...

Blonde Got Game
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

haha so cute.
haix...so bored! i am very sick of macdonalds suddenly. eeyer...

sigh wads up with the world. when u're too close to a girl they think u're les. when u're close to a guy in a friend sort of way they think u're in bgr. [........]

yoyo!!! my com is repaired!!!! so happie. the short flea aka the german flea here. guten tag! well....a lot of things have happened in the past few days....but shall not talk abt it. any way, muddie aka the french flea should have updated the bloggie....right? okie. haha. just being lame

"For a shield from the storm, for a friend, for a love to keep me safe and warm...I turn to you. For the strength to be strong, for the will to carry on...for everything you do, for everything thats true, I turn to you." -Christina Aguilera

gooday! mud here again. tort's internet connection got problem! whyyy. tort's siblings had the maths thinggie again. tort wanted to return the com cd to TT so we waited outside the interesting judo room for ages and eons until FINALLY they appeared to be going home. when we hopped down, we realised they were going to haf debrief. so we waited again...meanwhile we read our books and played wif each other's hps. and the window was like..sloped so u could see wad happens outside but not the other way round. and we were just reading and sitting in very weird positions [dada lied down on the floor so he appeared motionless] and some two freeks came out and erm...looked at us. dada said he heard something----. and AFTER the debrief, they were tortured by pt. their teacherincharge damn fierce. after waiting for two hours, we realised that the shouts and screams of them having pt were gone. and i went to check out whether they had been released. they were. and so was TT. AAAWRGH! it appears that he was waiting OUTSIDE our sch. hahaha...after that we joined tort's mum and ate horfun at the same restaurant. very erxin! hate the sotong thing. went to tort's erm...tortoise nest? and we had three hours to kill before feiyibanmama. sooo we bathed. and after which, we decided to kill more time by going grocery shopping for her mom and we walked to the interchange! and the sky just HAD to rain halfway. good thing tort'smom told us to bring and umbrella along. but we still got soaked to our skins and shells. when we walked back to tort's nest we still had half an hour to kill! so we made POPCORN! yay! and we ate it throughout feiyibanmama! BIGTUB OF POPCORN! POPCORN! =)
sighs.

hallo hallo! its the two FLEAS here! we're so bored and have nothing to do right now. so.....HERE WE ARE. tagging, blogging away. oh yah, speaking of tagging, we did JUSTICE for dada. there were some stupid pigs who went to defame dada on uncle lb's blog. HEY WHOEVER WHO SAID THOSE ABT DADA, YOU ARE NOT MUCH BETTER YOURSELVES. DADA IS THE MOST PERFECT DADA IN THE WORLD AND NOONE CAN BEAT THAT. oh yah, btw whoever that woot person was, u have a stupid name and i bet u are a stupid person urself. HAH.
OH YESYES! daddy! the smarty! he got MODEL COUNCILLOR AWARD GOLD. isnt that so wonderful? we're all so proud of him! our dada! woot, look at that and go reflect on wad u said abt dada. u have a lot of reflection to do. or else u can go die or something. shalala. and that other person. the - person. U ARE THE ACTCOOL LOSER LAA. if u wanna see wad these indespicable people wrote, go to... here! uncle lb's blog! watch him do justice! he's good, man! we respect uncle lb for his sense of justice towards his frens. not lyk those people who pretend to be frens.

"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything." -Muhammad Ali

learn friendship.

THE TALLER FLEA aka mud WAS HERE! =j
erm shall blog abt erm..today! tort's younger sis and bro had lessons at stupiddaddy's sch so we went for sch tour with tort's mum, tort's younger bro and tort's cousin, wif dada as the TOUR GUIDE! [dada was late!] we went to the scariest places of the sch and it was so fun! the scary tree planted on a well...oh my god lorh! it has that creepy air around it...and we went to the supposedly veryvery haunted kiddy room which is the current erm...scouts room? yah. though it didnt look very scary to me. just very dark and too quiet. and we went to many other places too! their shch ish sho big! then dada had to go for self PT so tort and i sat by the clock tower and watched Mr Tan Kah Kee's statue. that place is so very calm and quiet. perhaps too quiet?we tried to talk to him [mr tan kah kee] lah...asked him whether he needed an umbrella [it was raining], or someone to repair his spectacles...he didnt say anything though i'd like as much to say he did. hmmm tort and i thought of a good explanation abt the story that dada told us...that mr tan turned around to look at the sch. his back is facing the sch mah, when he misses the sch he has to turn around to lookat it...therefore, HE TURNED. i mean afterall, if the statueturned to look at us at that very moment, we wud have just smiled at him. and afterall, he is the founder of the sch. eh wun do anything to sabotage the sch. and any very interesting thing was, WE PLAYED WITH THE FISHIES! so cute! the fishes were in some fountain thinggie. there were soo many fishes! we played with the fishes! poke our fingers into the water and hoping they'd come over and kiss ur finger.... and we touched them..stroked them...laughed at them...attempted to kiss them [dada] ...tortured them...nah just kidding. andand there's a dada fish, a hama fish, and two flea fishes! we couldnt bear to leave the little fishies! so cute! and tort and i went into the males toilet to wash our hands. the female toilet was so creepy...there was this door tht was closed but not locked. speaking of toilets, dada showed us this toilet that was said to be some time warp thinggie...some guy went into that toilet at 6 in the morning and saw a scene from world war two right in the mirror! cool huh! hmmm scientists, TRY TO EXPLAIN THAT! erm wad else were there...erm cannot rmbr lah. tort if u remember anything pls write itdown!
so after the tour we went to eat. the food was sloooowwwww. dada and his sambal fried rice, us and our chicken cutlet +fries and tort's mum with her horfun. so cool! yay and we went home after that. sofun! when i become a paranormal investigator, i'll go to dada's sch and check the paranormal activites and possibly film the sch at nightime! POLAROID!

=j mud. Je'taime!

"Every now and then we find a special friend, who never lets us down, who understands it all, reaches out each time you fall, you're the best friend that I've found." -Jordan Hill

HI! its US! the twin fleas! we're at muddie's mudhole currently, torter's sitting beside me chewing her nails. AGAIN. she says she has nice teeth. ok! today! firstly! we went tah have breakfast at macs! and then we went to the tiny queenstown library and borrowed lotsa books! and then when we decided to come back to muddie's mudhole, we took 195 which we didnt know wud turn into safra mount faber and then inthe end, we ended up at tiong bahru plaza, where lunch was soya bean milk with pearls and WHICH WE MET THIS MAD MAN asking for donations and he kept harrassing us to donate. stupid guy. and then torters decided if we shud bump into him again, we'll do this:

Mad Guy: Hello. EH u bluff me! Say u go tuition? Then u come back? Rushing for time ah?
Torters: *pulls shirt. FEI LI AH! FEI LI AH! MOLEST! *cries.
Muddie: *look tough. *push guy. WHY DID U TOUCH MY SISTAH!
*crowd starts to form n police arrives. end of the guy's job.

YAY! cool huh. hahha. so after that, we went to muddie mudhole and watched the scratched mulan2 dvd [all becoz of torter's bro. jelaka dia!] then we decided to MAKE POPCORN!!!! and meanwhile try to breakdown muddie's brother's door since he refused to let us in and use the com. yay. so WE ATE POPCORN and after that we got to use the com! yay! but now we want the tv and they're hogging it. hmph. WHY CARN WE HAF BOTH. wahhhhhhhhh. *wails.

hello everyone! its the two of us! THE FLEAS. we believe in FLEADOLOGY and our god, the FLEA, and our fellow fleas. but yah, we love ourselves and our blog! welcome to our dear little blog, do u like it? we don care anyway, as long as WE LIKE IT! we shall intro ourselves next time...but isn't this blog GREAT?? yeeha!!! its the first post...i feel honoured as a flea to be able to post the first message.right, so in this blog, we'll write abt our LIVEs and about our RELIGION aka Fleadology, and others. we shall have a tagboard but im sure noone will tag but us FLEAS. haha...it great to be a FLEA!!!! =B =j