Know that all the things that you ever did
Will kick your ass in time

[no, the line above isn't meant for you!]
LAS UVAS TRAUBEN GRAPE THE PU TAO POOD!
*clasps hands together

I ate popcorn today. Lots and lots! SO if you wanna eat too,
GET WELL SOON DEAR RABBIT-TORTOISE-DONK-FELLOW DTWW!

I know I can always count on you. (:
And don't have to let what others say upset ourselves. It's not OUR mouth, we can't control it, so just let it run like megamotormouth la. Heck ___. When she says that, it just proves that she doesn't know you well enough. Because I know you're the most generous person I've ever met.

NIAHAHA.
REN3!

No matter how many close friends, good friends, soulmates, fun friends I'll have, you'll always be the only true best friend I have.